I mean look, not really, but still. Is there such a thing as a musician who couldn’t get laid? Just by sheer virtue of knowing how to play an instrument, you can pretty forge a way forward just like – oh yeah, see this guitar? Yeah I play a little guitar.

They say I’m a idiot because I said I’d be the finest kazoo player east Iowa has ever seen. What they didn’t expect is that I, in fact, reached that goal.

Your hate only feeds my desire to be strong.

You are nothing to my kazoo.

Suck my dick.