I am filled with a profound sadness that I have only now begun to be able to put words to.

There are people that put their Hungryman in the oven.

Hungrymans are a special level of sad, that I have to imagine attempting to grant some sort of edibility to it, you try to do something that would probably take as long to bake as it would to just make whatever was in it from scratch and avoid 18 trillion pounds of sodium directly into your heart.

You’re probably stupid if you eat Hungryman. Probably really stupid.

Look I’m sorry, I apologize. That was terrible of me.

I have marked this post for deletion and I will excommunicate myself from my family.

Farewell.